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THE "NIGHTMARE" CREW

WILLIE'S INFAMOUS '74 COSMO CENTERFOLD

NAME:  WILLIE TALK

REVIEWS:  EXPLOITATION OF ALL TYPES, STUPID STUFF, AND THE STUFF THE OTHERS WON'T WATCH

QUOTE:  IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT COUNTS...IT'S HOW YOU USE IT.

THE DIRTY OLD MAN DURING HIS HEYDAY....CIRCA 1932

NAME:  DIRTY OLD MAN

REVIEWS:  PORN AND SLEAZE

QUOTE:  BE PREPARED TO DO SOME LONG DIVISION.....LONG

THE DEMON VISITS NIXON AT THE WHITE HOUSE IN    '74.  HE IS MADE "FEDERAL AGENT AT LARGE" OF EVIL PEOPLE.  HE WOULD LATER COME BACK OUT OF RETIREMENT FOR THE GEORGE W. BUSH ADMINISTRATION.

NAME:  THE DEMON

REVIEWS:  ANYTHING TO DO WITH EVIL, THE DEVIL, OR CHICK FLICKS

QUOTE:  I'M NOT DARTH MAUL DAMN IT!!!!!  LEAVE ME ALONE YOU F#$%ING STAR WARS GEEKS OR I'LL SEND YOU TO A FIERY, PAINFUL, TORTUROUS DEATH IN HELL!!!!!

DEATH'S UNUSED R.S. COVER.  THE EDITOR WHO REJECTED THE COVER DIED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS.

NAME: DEATH

REVIEWS:  DEATH REVIEWS WHATEVER DEATH CHOOSES TO REIVEW.

QUOTE:  I LOOKING FORWARD TO MEETING YOU...SOON.

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