CONFESSIONS OF A OPIUM EATER-VINCENT PRICE STARS IN THIS EARLY 60'S BIZZARE SLEAZE CLASSIC BASED ON THE BOOK BY THOMAS DEQUINCEY.  CHOCK FULL OF INSANE DIALOGUE, ASIAN STEREOTYPES, SLAVE, OPIUM USE, HALLUCINOGENIC EFFECTS OF OPIUM, A ORIENTAL DWARF THE BEFRIENDS PRICE, AND A SLOW MOTION DRUG TRIP/FIGHT SCENE THAT'S GOT TO BE SEEN.

COTTON CANDY:  A SKELETON IN DIRECTOR RON HOWARD'S CLOSET.  THIS MADE FOR TV FLICK FEATURES A GROUP OF HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS FORMING A CHEESY POP BAND.  FEATURING MANY OF RON'S RELATIVES AND OF COURSE THE WONDERFUL CLINT HOWARD.

 DAWN: PORTRAIT OF A TEENAGE RUNAWAY-70's Made for TV movie starring Jan Brady herself!  

DEATHCAR ON THE FREEWAY:  dECENT 70'S MADE FOR TV FLICK ABOUT A CRAZY GUY IN A BLACK VAN WHOSE RUNNING PEOPLE OFF THE FREEWAY TO THEIR DEATH!

DEATH DRUG-  HERE WE GO TRASH FIENDS!  THIS IS A TRUE TRASH CLASSIC!  PHILIP MICHAEL THOMAS (OF MIAMI VICE FAME) STARS IN THIS ANTI-DRUG ROCK MOVIE.  FEATURES SOME DOWNRIGHT HILARIOUS SCENES AND THE INFAMOUS PHILIP MICHAEL THOMAS MUSIC VIDEO:  JUST THE WAY I PLANNED IT.

Divine Enforcer - Okay this is one flick that the director and writer had to be smoking crack while they were coming up with this crap! This bad boy has a ton of cult stars and TV has-beens in the most outrageous and stupidest storyline in years! A rengade Priest, who is a master of kung-fu, is killing the bad people that come to him in confession. One of the methods he uses is crucifix throwing knives! Someone had the great idea to cast Eric Estrada and Jan Michael Vincent as priests! They also put in Judy Landers as the priest's sexy housekeeper who goes around wearing tight skirts! Robert Z'Dar and Jim Brown are local drug dealers/gangsters. Z'Dar has a laughable fight scene while standing in one spot! Plus Don Stroud is the main bad guy that drains the blood from topless babes and then boils their skulls for his collection! This is a must for bad movie collectors.

THE EROTIC ADVENTURES OF PINOCCHIO-an adults only spoof on Pinocchio.  In this version it’s not pinocchio’s nose that grows to large proportions.   Stars dyanne “ilsa” thorne as the sexy fairy godmother. 

FLY ME (1973)- See Stewardesses Battle Kung Fu Killers!  This action comedy from Roger Corman feaures three air hostesses who provide sex, mayhem and kung fu!  

GEMINI AFFAIR (1974)  FEATURES MARTA KRISTEN (JUDY FROM LOST IN SPACE FAME) IN A NEAR HARDCORE LESBIAN SCENE.

The Great Hollywood Rape Slaughter - Ultra rare film that plays like a early 70's porn industry expose.  A frustrated filmmaker turns to porn to try and make a living.  He begins to realize that his projects will never get off the ground and loses his mind.  Has a whopper of an ending when Billy Jack (?)  shows up to kick some butt!  Rumored to have starred Linda Ronstadt.    

HALLS OF ANGER (1970)- You've Got 3000 Black Kids, 60 White Kids, And A War Going On!  A young Jeff Bridges plays one of the many white students who gets integrated into a predominantly African American high school.  Let the stereotyping begin!  They don't make them like this anymore!

HURRY SUNDOWN-Following the Second World War, a northern cannery combine negotiates for the purchase of a large tract of uncultivated Georgia farmland. The major portion of the land is owned by Julie Ann Warren (Jane Fonda) and has already been optioned by her unscrupulous, draft dodging husband, Henry (Michael Caine). Now the combine must also obtain two smaller plots - one owned by Henry's cousin Rad McDowell (John Phillip Law), a combat veteran with a wife and family; the other by Reeve Scott (Robert Hooks), a young black man whose mother had been Julie's childhood Mammy. But neither Rad nor Reeve is interested in selling and they form an unprecedented black and white partnership to improve their land. Although infuriated by the turn of events, Henry remains determined to push through the big land deal. And when Reeve's mother Rose (Beah Richards) dies, Henry tries to persuade his wife to charge Reeve with illegal ownership of his property, confident the the bigoted Judge Purcell (Burgess Meredith) will rule against a Negro.  taken from imdb.com.  directed by otto preminger.

IDENTIKIT- ELIZABETH TAYLOR STARS A MENTALLY UNBALANCED MIDDLE-AGED WOMEN WHO IS HEADED FOR A FATAL DESTINY BY HER OWN ARRANGEMENT.   ALONG THE WAY SHE HOPE TO FIND SOMEONE WITH WHOM SHE CAN FORM A DANGEROUS LIAISON WITH.  REALLY BIZZARE FLICK THAT IS SURREAL AND FEATURES A CAMEO FROM ANDY WARHOL!  SLIGHT ON PLOT, BUT IT'S DREAM LIKE QUALITY AND CHOICE DIALOGUE ( LIZ'S CHARACTER INTONES, "WHEN I DIET, I DIET.  AND WHEN I ORGASM, I ORGASM) MAKE THIS WEIRD FLICK WORTH WATCHING.

IMPULSE- WILLIAM SHATNER PLAYS A MOTHER OBSESSED PSYCHO KILLER.  WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT?

LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE:  UNBELIEVABLE MADE-FOR-TV MOVIE.  THAT FEATURES SHAUN CASSIDY PLAYING A MENTALLY CHALLENGED MAN WHO FALLS FOR A MENTALLY CHALLENGED WOMAN AND WANTS TO MARRY DESPITE THE OBJECTIONS OF FRIENDS AND FAMILY.  THEY DON'T MAKE THEM LIKE THIS ANY MORE...WELL EXCEPT FOR THE ONE WITH ROSIE O' DONNELL.  ALSO STARS "RED SHOE DIARIES" ZALMAN KING!

LITTLE DARLINGS-TATUM O'NEAL IS A WELL EDUCATED AND WELL TRAVELED CHILD OF PRIVILEGE.  KRISTY MCNICHOL IS THE COOL, STREETWISE TOUGH GIRL.  LITTLE DARLING BRINGS THEM TOGETHER FOR SUMMER CAMP.  tHE TWO BATTLE IT OUT IN A WAGER TO SEE WHICH ONE WILL LOSE THEIR VIRGINITY FIRST!  wHO WINS IN THIS "HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET MADE" CAMP CLASSIC!  bUY IT AND FIND OUT!

The Lonely Lady - Pia Zadora is a would-be screen writer whho goes to Hollywood and goes to bed with men and women to get to the top.  Oh and she's also raped by a garden hose.  A trash classic for Pia fans.  Yes I know your out there!

THE MAD BOMBER-chuck conners plays a psycho bomber who is terrorizing the city.   rare flick directed by bert i gordon.  this version is the uncut print that features all the gore and nudity missing from most availabe prints that were culled from tv airings.  complete with a shockingly bloody, headless mangled meat finale!

THE MAN:  "IT TOOK AN ACCIDENT TO MAKE THIS MAN PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.  WHAT THEY DO TO HIM NOW WON'T BE AN ACCIDENT."   " THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.  FIRST THEY SWORE HIM IN.  THEN THEY SWORE TO GET HIM!"  WITH THESE GREAT TAG LINES HOW CAN YOU PASS THIS ONE UP.  JAMES EARL JONES PLAYS THE FIRST BLACK MAN TO BECOME PRESIDENT AFTER A FREAK ACCIDENT WIPES OUT THE PRESIDENT AND SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE AND THE VICE PRESIDENT IS NOT IN GOOD HEALTH TO RUN...WHO DO THEY CALL?  THAT'S RIGHT THE MAN...JAMES EARL JONES.   WRITTEN BY ROD SERLING.

MASSACRE AT CENTRAL HIGH (1976)-Pretty decent High School vengeance flick.  A gang of bullies are terrorizing a high school.  A new kid joins the school and doesn't take there shit.  He fights back humiliating them and stealing their women!  When the gang pushes to far are hero goes over the edge and turns to murder!  He finds out that eliminating the bullies has only caused a power vacuum to ensue who now controls the halls.

MOOCH GOES TO HOLLYWOOD- REALLY MESSED UP BENJI FLICK HAS HIM AS MOOCH TRYING TO MAKE IT IN HOLLYWOOD AND BEING SHIT ON BY THE ESTABLISHMENT.  FEATURES VINCENT PRICE, JIM BACKUS, PHYLLIS DILLER, MICKEY ROONEY, AND MANY MORE STARS.

MY FRIENDS NEED KILLING-A MENTALLY DAMAGED VIETNAM VET COMES HOME TO FIND THE ATROCITIES OR THE WAR STILL FRESH IN HIS MIND.   HE SETS OFF TO FIND THE OTHER SOLDIERS HE SERVED WITH AND MAKE THEM PAY FOR THE MASSACRE THEY WERE ALL INVOLVED WITH.  FROM THE DIRECTOR OF I DISMEMBER MAMA. 

THE NAKED APE (1973)-Holy Shit!  Here is a super rare flick that was considered lost and was produced by Playboy!  Based on a book this film featues ex-Mouseketeer and the son of Chuck Conners, Johnny Crawford, who just your average college kid who is still just a "naked ape" grappling with his baser desires.  Those desires are put the test when Pamela Ewing herself (Victoria Principal pre-DALLAS) shows up in here mini-skirt and go-go boots in his erotic poetry prose class.  After finding a copy of The Naked Ape book he goes on the prowl.  Featuring surreal bits and animation this film is best summed up as a confusing train wrek of what were they thinking variety.  Also look for MAGNUM P.I.'s John Hillerman as a smug draft induction psychiatrist.

NAKED VENGEANCE-UNCUT RAPE/REVENGE FLICK FROM Cirio H. Santiago.  AFTER CARLA'S HUSBAND GETS KILLED SHE DECIDES TO MOVE BACK TO HER HOMETOWN WHERE EVERY SINGLE MALE IS A EITHER A SEXIST, PSYCHOPATHIC, DRUNKEN, RUDE, VIOLENT, MURDEROUS, RAPISTS INBRED HILLBILLY.  HELL MOST OF THE MEN ARE ALL OF THE ABOVE.  OF COURSE THE END UP GANG-RAPING ARE GAL AND SHE GOES ALL SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE ON THEIR ASSESS!  CARLA IS PLAYED BY DEBORAH TRANELLI WHO WAS BOBBY EWING'S SECRETARY ON DALLAS.

NIGHTMARE IN BADHAM COUNTY-HERE IS A NICE FIND.  IT ORIGINALLY WAS MADE FOR TV MOVIE FROM 1976.  THIS CUT IS A R-RATED CUT FOR OVERSEAS RELEASE TO FEATURES NUDITY AND VIOLENCE.  WOO-HOO!  TWO UCLA COEDS CAR BREAKS DOWN IN A SMALL SOUTHERN TOWN.  WHEN THEY SPURN THE LOCAL REDNECK SHERIFF'S ADVANCES HE ARRANGES FROM THEM TO BE ARRESTED AND TAKEN TO A WOMEN'S PRISON ON TRIVIAL CHARGES.  IT ALSO HELPS THAT THE JUDGE IS THE SHERIFF'S COUSIN.  IN TRUE W.I.P. FASHION THE WOMEN MUST ENDURE ALL KINDS OF ATROCITIES AT THE HANDS OF THE ADMINISTRATORS AND PRISON GUARDS.   GREAT CAST THAT FEATURES CHUCK CONNORS, DEBORAH RAFFIN, TINA LOUISE, ROBERT REED, LANA WOOD, AND TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL STAR DELLA REESE!

NIGHT OF THE JUGGLER- James Brolin’s plays an ex-cop whose daughter is kidnapped by some psycho.  He spends almost the whole movie chasing this psycho and his daughter thru the seedier and trashy areas of  NYC 42^nd street .  Along the way he runs into problems with street gangs and cops.  Nicely filmed and gritty as all get out.  Look for a quick cameo by porn star Sharon Mitchell.

OPEN SEASON (1974)-Great movie featuring a great cast.  Peter Fonda, John Phillip Law, Richard Lynch, and William Holden star in this decent 70's thriller.  A group of hunters abduct a couple and take them into a isolated cabin deep in the wilderness.  The couple is subjected to abuse and humiliation.  The women is forced to have sex with the men.  They then let the couple go free into the woods, but then tell them they are going to be hunted like animals.  Apparently these guys are Vietnam vets who have returned from the war and not longer get a thrill from hunting animals since they have hunted and killed the real thing!  Great classic 70's trash and sleaze.

PETS- 70's flick starring Candice Rialson about a psycho who keeps gals locked up like caged animals in his basement.  70's trash at it's best (worst).  

Poor White Trash II - A true white trash exploitation classic.<  A woman is on the run from a crazed vet who has just killed her husband and ends up in a worse predicament when she stumbles onto the Pickett clan who are a bunch of dysfunctional hillbillies!    

PRAY FOR THE WILDCATS-OUTRAGEOUS MADE FOR TV 70'S FLICK THAT HAS AN INCREDIBLE WHOSE...WHOSE OF TV SUPERSTARS.  THIS PUPPY HAS WILLIAM SHATNER, ROBERT REED (THE DAD FROM THE BRADY BUNCH) AND ANDY GRIFFITH AS A HIIPIE CHICK MOLESTING NUTJOB.  YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ANYTHING YET UNTIL YOU SEE THIS DERANGED 70'S MIND FUCK.

Rape Squad-See ACT OF VENGEANCE  

RITUALS-  DELIVERANCE KNOCK-OFF STARRING HAL HOLBROOK.  ACTUALLY REALLY WELL DONE.

SARAH T. PORTRAIT OF A TEENAGE ALCOHOLIC-MADE FOR TV FLICK WITH A GREAT CAST.  FEATURES LINDA BLAIR, LARRY HAGMAN, AND MARK HAMILL.  THE STORY DEAL WITH SARAH (BLAIR) AND HER HIDDEN PROBLEM WITH ALCOHOLISM.   GREAT EXPLOITATION MOMENTS WITH PREACHY DRINKING IS BAD FOR YOU MESSAGES.  THIS PUPPY WAS ACTUALLY DIRECTED BY RICHARD DONNER WHO DID THE LETHAL WEAPON MOVIES, SUPERMAN, AND THE GOONIES.

  SCAVENGER HUNT-  when millionaire vincent price dies, he leaves a riotous will which amounts to a scavengers hunt, the winner of which  receives the entire willed fortune.  so 15 potential heirs are sent on a zany quest where they must outrace and outsmart one another to inherit the big bucks.  stars a ton of celebrity's including:  richard benjamin, james coco, scatman crothers, ruth gordon, cloris leachman, roddy mcdowall, richard mulligan, tony randall, dirk benedict, willie aames, meat loaf, pat mccormick, arnold schwarzenegger, and liz torres.