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ANDY
WARHOL'S BAD-sick and twisted flick in the warhol tradition. this a john
waters like look at a domestic family lifestyle. highlight includes when a
mother throws her baby out a skyscraper window and it splatters the pedestrians
below.
AUDITIONS-Really bizarre pseudo-documentary about a film crew doing auditions for a low-budget x-rated feature. A whole slew of porn star wannabes and a few veterans show up. Look for cameos by linnea Quigley and rick Cassidy!
Black Devil Doll From Hell - Here it is folks. Possibly the worst
movie ever made that actually lives up to this title! This shot on video flick
deals with a God fearing sexually repressed black woman who buys a black
ventriloquist dummy at a pawn shop. It hilariously comes to life and starts
having some hot love with the gal. Terribly made but hilariously funny under the
right mood and substance. Especially the sex scenes between the doll and the
woman. Has an annoying synth score that is played throughout the flick. The
print glitches badly at times, but you won’t care when the dummy starts saying
things like, "I'm gonna pop your cherry bitch!"
CHINESE GODS
(1980) ANIMATED BRUCE LEE FLICK THAT'S A WILD ACID TRIP.
THE
CLONES OF BRUCE LEE: YET ANOTHER BRUCESPLOITATION FLICK.
HAS BEEEN CONSIDERED THE PLAN 9 OF KUNG-FU FLICKS AND I WOULD SAY THAT IT'S
PRETTY ACCURATE. AFTER THE REAL BRUCE LEE DIES THE U.S. GOVERNMENT
HAS A SCIENTIST CLONE THREE BRUCE LEE CLONES NAMED BRUCE LEE ONE, BRUCE LEE TWO
AND BRUCE LEE THREE. CLEVER....EH? THEY GO ON UNDERCOVER
MISSIONS AND ARE PITTED AGAINST THE EVIL DR. NYE AND HIS ARMY OF BRONZE
MEN. SIT BACK AND ENJOY.
Devil
Story
- Really weird French gore film about a mutant helping his psycho mother
resurrect a bloodthirsty Mummy.
Diff'rent
Strokes: Special Child Molestation Episode (The Bicycle Man Pt. 1 and 2)- This shocking, disturbing, and jaw dropping special episode of Diff'rent
Stokes must have warped children everywhere on it's message of pedophiles.
Gordon Jump of WKRP OF CINCINNATI fame plays the child molester out to get
Arnold and his good pal Dudley. What's sickening about the whole thing is
the laugh track going off during the whole proceedings. This one has to be
seen to be believed. A future review of this episode is coming soon to
this site by are good friend Willie Talk.
DISCO
BEAVER FROM OUTER SPACE: RARE EARLY HBO SPECIAL FROM THE
NATIONAL LAMPOON. BASICALLY A SPOOF ON MOVIES, CABLE, AND TV.
Divine Enforcer - Okay this is one flick that the director and writer had to be smoking crack while they were coming up with this crap! This bad boy has a ton of cult stars and TV has-beens in the most outrageous and stupidest storyline in years! A rengade Priest, who is a master of kung-fu, is killing the bad people that come to him in confession. One of the methods he uses is crucifix throwing knives! Someone had the great idea to cast Eric Estrada and Jan Michael Vincent as priests! They also put in Judy Landers as the priest's sexy housekeeper who goes around wearing tight skirts! Robert Z'Dar and Jim Brown are local drug dealers/gangsters. Z'Dar has a laughable fight scene while standing in one spot! Plus Don Stroud is the main bad guy that drains the blood from topless babes and then boils their skulls for his collection! This is a must for bad movie collectors.
Dr.
who pirate tape-in November of 1987 channel 11 (pbs) in
EKSTASE
HORRORTRIP DER SATANIS SEKTE-Rare
and weird german docu-mondo flick about satanic cults.
Features lots of blood, rituals, and nudity.
Not for the faint of heart.
In german only!
E.T. THE VAGINA-E.T. LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN IT BEFORE! THIS X-RATED FEATURE HAS E.T. IN THE VICTORIAN ERA(?) WATCHING PEOPLE HAVE SEX AND JOINING IN WHEN THE TIME COMES. THROW THIS ONE IN ON YOUR NEXT GET TOGETHER TO SEE THE JAWS DROP AND LAUGHS NEVER STOPPING. NO ENGLISH, BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER AS THERE IS NOW PLOT ANYWAY.
The
Great
GREAT SATAN AT LARGE -Controversial Public Access show that was kicked
off the air after two episodes for being offensive and nasty. See the
great Satan pound his spear and drink some beer. See the great Satan curse
and rant. Tape includes news reports about the show.
The Grim Reaper / 39 Stripes - A Ormand family pro-God Christian scare film! Starring preacher Estus W. Perkel. The fun thing is about these flicks is that they are probably the most violent films in the entire Ormand family filmography! Also Check out IF FOOTMAN TIRE YOU….
HEROES
OF WRESTLING- The infamous PPV wrestling event that brought the old timers
back into the spotlight in embarrassing fashion.
The highlight is a drunken Jake “The Snake” Roberts rambling during
his interview segment, accosting a young girl at ringside, masturbating with his
pet snake and putting the snakes head down his tights, taking off his shoes
during the tag match and then eventually passing out in the ring.
This all aired live and only aired once.
Find out why!
HWY
- Jim Morrison experimental flick that was never
released. Shot as a planned film
about a Hitchhiker, played by Morrison, who is a serial killer.
Trippy like EL TOPO. Taken
from a work print.
If
Footmen Tire You… What will horses do?
- Another Christian scare film from the Ormonds and everyone's favorite preacher
Estus W. Perkel. The true gem is IF
FOOTMAN TIRE YOU…It deals with Commies taken over the
I
Like To Hurt People
- Here's a weird oddity for wrestling fans.
This movie is hard to describe. It
plays like a documentary/an actual movie /wrestling event.
It does not know what it wants to be!
Stars The Original Shiek, Dusty Rhodes, Andre The Giant, and Abdullah The
Butcher. See also Grunt!
The Wrestling Movie for more old time wrestling madness!
I WOKE UP EARLY THE DAY i DIED-Based on a script by Edward D. Wood Jr. This movie (which takes place in 1974) tells the story -- entirely without dialogue -- about a mental patient (Billy Zane) who flees from a mental institution, in drag (he stole a nurse's uniform). He then robs a bank (and is only referred to as "Thief" in the captions). On the lam, Thief hides in an old cemetery, just as a bizarre funeral is taking place. He hides the loot ($15,000 cash) in the coffin. But then he falls unconscious; when he wakes up the next morning, the money gone. In an attempt to get his money back, Thief gets a hold of the list of mourners, and seeks them out, one by one. HAS A HUGE CAST OF WELL KNOWN NAMES INCLUDING: RON PERLMAN, CHRISTINA RICCI, ANDREW MCCARTHY, TARA REID, JOHN RITTER, NICOLETTE SHERIDAN, RICK SCHRODER, SANDRA BERNHARD, TIPPI HEDREN, JOHNATHAN TAYLOR THOMAS CAREL STRUYCKEN AND EARTHA KITT. Slight glitch on opening credits.
KILLING OF SATAN: INSANE PHILIPPINES FLICK THAT MIXES HORROR/ACTION/FANTASY INTO A BAD ACID TRIP. IMAGINE A INDIANA JONES ADVENTURE WITH NO BUDGET, TONS OF OBSCURE RELIGIOUS OVERTONES, OUTRAGEOUS GORE, AND A LOOPY STORYLINE AND YOU HAVE...THE KILLING OF SATAN. THIS FILM IS A TON OF FUN AND IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED. YOU WON'T BE DISSAPOINTED.
Let
My Puppets Come
- The worlds first, and only to my knowledge, puppet porn!
You've got to see this one to believe it!
Adults only!
LINDA
LOVELACE FOR PRESIDENT-FORMER DEEP THROAT STAR, AND INFAMOUS
"RAPE" VICTIM, TRIES TO GO MAINSTREAM IN THIS REALLY UNFUNNY MESS OF A
FILM. Voter apathy in the United States is at an all-time high, and the
general consensus of the American attitude is that there simply isn't anyone
worth voting for. A multi-ethnic, politically diverse committee comes together
to name a new candidate that America can really get behind. When someone
jokingly suggests famous porn star Linda Lovelace, the committee members realize
that it isn't such a crazy idea after all ("At least she knows how to use
her head!". Lovelace agrees to run for president, the Upright Party is
formed, and a cross-country campaign tour is launched. Her journey is full of
ribald adventures in small towns, big cities, and rural spots along the highway,
and she's loved by the people everywhere she goes. Unfortunately, that makes the
Dirty Guys in Washington upset, so they send for The Assassinator (Chuck McCann)
to make sure that Lovelace doesn't live to claim her rightful spot as leader of
the free world. This wacky softcore sex farce features an assortment of
celebrities in cameo roles, including Micky Dolenz, Scatman Crothers, Joe E.
Ross, and Vaughn Meader.
Mexican
Santa Claus Movie
- K. Gordan Murray kid flick that is really entertaining.
Has Santa battling Satan on Christmas.
A true trippy and bizarre little flick that is funny as hell.
You won't be disappointed. In
English.
MONDO KEYHOLE
-Impossible to find early Jack Hill scripted flick.
Nothing
is Impossible
- Agent 001/2 is back! That's right
everyone's favorite short person Weng Weng is kicking butt and taking names
later in this sequel to FOR YOUR HEIGHT ONLY.
Now English dubbed.
PUFNSTUF THE MOVIE-FEATURE FILM BASED ON THE SYD AND MARTY KROFT PRODUCTIONS H.R. PUFNSTUF. RARE AND HARD TO FIND.
RAPE (AKA: DESNUDA INQUIETUDA)-A little-known 1976 Profilmes production that was released ages ago as a video in the United States under the title RAPE (on the Mogul label), DESNUDA INQUIETUD's main draw in its day was probably Nadiuska, Spain's delayed "sex bomb" answer to Italy's Sophia Loren.As for that "rape" titling of the American video, there's no rape in the film, but an attempted rape, so those who bought the video seduced by the undoubtedly lurid Mogul box and the tantalizing title may have been in for a sad cold-shower revelation. Nadiuska does reveal her body in a couple of scenes, including the attempted rape, but this film's exploitative elements are primarily held in check. The Spanish title translates into the slightly less exploitative "Naked Unrest."
RATMAN-
UNCUT 82 minute LBX import
print of aka ‘Quella Villa In Fondo Al Parco/ House at the Back of the Park’
the 1987 film from Anthony Ascott (Giuliano Carmineo). The "Ratman" is
a dwarf that was crossed with a rat and monkey.
He terrorizes and rips apart sleazy fashion models on a
RAW
FORCE-ULTRA
RARE cult classic !!! QUALITY 8.5 -"It's nourishment - human flesh. It's
guardian - the undead. It's sanctuary - the island."Raw Force (1981) AKA -
SHOGUN ISLAND Genre(s): Buddhism, Cannibalism, Martial Arts Cast: Cameron
Mitchell, Geoffrey Binney, John Dresden, John Locke, Ralph Lombardi; DIRECTED
BY: Edward Murphy. PRODUCER: Ansor International Picture. What the Box says
Three karate experts from California cruise in the South China Sea, to the
forgotten Warriors Island, a historical burial ground and inhabited by
cannibalistic monks with the power to raise the dead. The monks exchange pure
jade for Hong Kong prostitutes to feed their gruesome appetites. Violent
hoodlums attack the cruise passengers. The monks raise the dead and there ensues
a horrific attack by Piranha fish. Violence, Eroticism, Horror and breathtaking
displays of Kung Fu continue to the stunning shock finale. The Real Story PLOT:
Here goes nothing! Three kung fu experts take a cheap cruise on a broken down
vessel to visit Warrior Island, a place where shamed martial artists go to die
to hopefully be resurrected for a second chance to earn their worthiness and
honor. Along the way, they meet a few women, get in a few bar fights and cause
all sorts of problems for an evil Hitler type who just happens to have a deal
going on with some evil monks on the island. You see, Hitler and his cohorts
trade kidnapped prostitutes for large amounts of raw jade with a group of
cannibal monks who crave female flesh in order to revitalize their virtue and
power. These monks, however, are the caretakers of Warrior Island and have the
power to raise and control the dead kung fu zombies! Hitler's thugs sneak onto
the boat, kill several passengers, catch it on fire and manage to sink it. The
heroes and remaining passengers escape on a life raft and set to sea for safety.
Guess where they end up?!? You guessed it, Warrior Island! Will our heroes
manage save the day? Will they be able to protect the rest of the passengers,
save the prostitutes, fumble Hitler's plan, kill the zombie hordes, wreck the
monk's plans and get off the island all in one day? An absolutely demented
B-film, a US production filmed in the Philippines, which I found to be most
enjoyable. Three karate buffs visit an island inhabited by a sect of
cannibalistic monks who have the power to raise the dead (it could happen). They
fix the villains by kicking them all in the head. Everything is here; ample
amounts of nudity, violent bar-fights, kung fu, zombies, piranha attacks,
treasure, prostitution, cannibals, evil monks, women tied up and in cages, tough
guy-talk, floozy blond talk, gore, beheadings, a Hitler-lookalike bad-guy and of
course, ample amounts of nudity! We've got the party of travelers in a foreign
country, the gang of bad guys who keep naked women locked up, the crazy martial
arts, and the same slow-motion zombies who come out of their graves as the ones
in The Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires, which seems to have been a big
influence on this one. The similarities between these two films are impossible
to ignore and I'm sure that they'd make a great double bill together. The women
are unclothed periodically either by choice or force and shown frequently
throughout the film. Stereotypes run rampant from dingy blondes, macho men to a
Chinese chef that happens to be a Karate expert! This movie has a lot of breasts
shown throughout, both in extreme close-up and in medium shots. Of course it's
sleazy, and it's lots of fun. Credit the makers of this movie for giving a lot
of variety in the nudity, as with the scene where a naked girl on a bed
repeatedly slams a gas can on the head on an especially thick-skulled creep.
There's not really much more that I can say about this film other than WATCH IT!
If you think it sounds like your kind of tacky, cheesy thing, then all I can say
is YES! The film's biggest star is Cameron Mitchell who is very likeable as the
salty old sea dog, a captain who flirts with all the ladies. Eagle-eyed viewers
may also spot I Spit on Your Grave's Camille Keaton in a cameo as "girl in
toilet", amid all the other muscular-but-dumb American actors and the
pretty girls who invariably show up for no other reason than to take their
clothes off. Every ten minutes the cheesy dialogue grinds to a halt in order to
have another bout of martial arts action. I love the fighting in this film, it's
absolutely hilarious and very violent. The best gory scene comes when someone
decapitates a zombie with a sword and a single bit of blood squirts in the air.
Actually the action is pretty good, very frenetically paced, with people flying
about and rolling on the ground and hitting each other with supposedly dangerous
props. There's even a guy who does a jump-kick through the passenger window of a
moving van! There's just so much to like in this film, I don't know where to
begin. What about the man who wants to be Bruce Lee SO much that it actually
hurts? No idea who the actor was but you've gotta love his high-kicking skills.
Or the hilarious sweaty 'tough guy' with permed hair in the film who cheesily
winks at the camera at the end. Or the Chinese monks, who have dubbed laughter
playing over them whenever they appear onscreen. Or the offensive German (?)
stereotype who dies in a welter of blood after getting munched by deadly
piranha. Or the camp zombies themselves, who are painted blue and pose hardly
any threat to the heroes because they're useless, and for some reason always
have to move in slow-motion to make them look more threatening than they really
are. Kung-fu, bad actors, copious nudity, zombies, gore, evil monks,
cannibalism, women in cages, exotic locales and Cameron Mitchell. What more
could you possibly ask for in a B-movie? See this forgotten classic now! The
film was released in 1982, but one thinks that this was actually filmed in the
seventies. The clothing and hair style along with the disco soundtrack really
date the film. Along with that, the whole style of settings and barroom brawls
just have that mid 70's flair! If you love your cheese ripe and smelly, then
give this one a try. It is fun in its ineptitude and has no problems revealing
what it sets out to do. And that is, to show large amounts of nudity, violence
and goofy gore (a great samurai beheading of a zombie with blue blood being a
real standout highlight). The director manages to keep tongue in cheek through
out the beginning of the film with silly giggling monks and ending with a wink
towards the camera and the words "To Be Continued..." Well, we can
only hope !
ROOTS
OF EVIL-Are you ready for the German Bruce Lee? Christian Anders, one of
Germany’s top singer/songwriters of cheezy pop ballads directs, stars, and
does the music for this unbelievable German Kung-Fu epic! So bad it’s good!
Features funny training sequence, a dwarf bad guy who looks like a little kid
with a mustache, and Christian Anders serious acting chops. Take a bad Asian
martial arts movie and add some German cheese and you get….ROOTS OF
EVIL! leave your brain at the door and sit back and enjoy this mindless
trashfest!
SEXANDROIDE-WEIRD
AS HELL FRENCH SEX/GORE COMEDY. IMAGINE JOHN WATERS TAKING A STAB AT
DIRECTING ONE OF THE GUINEA PIG MOVIES MIXED WITH A DAB OF H.G. LEWIS AND TOPPED
OFF WITH FRENCH TWIST AND YOU GET THIS FLICK. A IMDB USER SUMMED IT UP
BEST..."ALL i CAN SAY ABOUT SEXANDROIDE IS...WTF!?!?!? COMES WITH A
BONUS FEATURE OF X-RATED FEATURE THE BRIDE'S INITIATION STARRING CAROL CONNORS
AND DRACULA!
SHE MAN –Bob Clark’s version of
GLEN OR GLENDA. Albert Rose is an
All-American G.I. by day, but at night he becomes the French Maid Floozy
“Rosie”. He is destined to the
evil bidding of Dominita the domineering transvestite or have his secret
revealed.
SEXUAL
INSANITY-This is not for the weak of heart! This tape
has some of the sickest stuff, not to mention some funny stuff, ever compiled.
Here are some of the subjects that are dealt with on this tape: Needle
Fun, Poop Fun, Ass Painting Fun, Pubic Hair on Fire Fun, Midget Fun, LAVA LAMP Fun, Ass Food fun, plus much more. FOR ADULTS ONLY! XXX-RATED! NOT
FOR PEOPLE WITH WEAK STOMACHS, HEARTS, OR PEOPLE WHO GET OFFENDED EASILY.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
SINFUL DWARF-
Fantastic depraved Evil Dwarf movie that's funnier then hell.
SKIDOO-Late
60's flick by Otto Preminger that features Jackie Gleason tripping on acid in
prison, Groucho Marx playing a tycoon who calls him self God, and a load of
stars such as: Mickey Rooney, Carol Channing, Frank Gorshin, Burgess
Meredith, Cesar Romero, and Frankie Avalon. Oh yeah...did I also mention
that it ends with Groucho toking?
SOMETIMES AUNT MARTHA DOES DREADFUL THINGS-REALLY WEIRD FLICK. A PARANOID JEWEL THIEF KILLS ANYONE WHO STANDS IN HIS WAY. HE BEGINS TO TAKE ON THE PERSONALITY OF "AUNT MARTHA" (COMPLETE WITH DRAG) AND BEGINS WREAKING HAVOC ON A QUIET SUBURBAN COMMUNITY.
SONG OF THE LOON
–The First Ever Gay Erotica Western. This
70’s cult classic has a cowpoke tripping on peyote and having homoerotic
impulses about the other cowboys. Filled
with a ton of unintentional laughs.
Sonny
Boy
- A boy is raised by a family of criminals, killers and thieves.
Including Brad Dourif, and get
this…David Caradine as his MOTHER! That’s
right Mr. Kung-Fu himself in drag! The
boy is mute (they cut out his tongue) and is raised to be a killing machine.
Love and a conscience cause him to rethink his ways. Told from the Mute boy’s
thoughts. A weird little gem that's
really quite good.
SPITTING IMAGE U.S. TV SPECIALS-BRITISH TV SERIES FEATURING COOL AS HELL CARICATURE PUPPETS OF CELEBRITIES AND POLITICIANS. these ARE THE HYSTERICAL usa TV SPECIALS THAT AIRED IN THE 80'S. fEATURES: Down and out in the white house Pt. 1 & 2, 1987 movie awards (The revenge of leonard nimoy), The ron and nancy show
SPITTING IMAGE 2 DISC COLLECTOR'S EDITION DVD-R SET-EXCLUSIVE TWO DVD-R SET OF THE ORGINAL BRITISH TV SERIES FEATURING COOL AS HELL CARICATURE PUPPETS OF CELEBRITIES AND POLITICIANS. THIS DVD-R SET INCLUDES: THE HYSTERICAL BUMBLEDOWN THE LIFE AND TIMES OF RONALD REAGAN AND THE SOUND OF MAGGIE EPISODES. DISC 2 CONTAINS THE SPITTING IMAGE MUSIC VIDEO COLLECTION FEATURING STING, MICHAEL JACKSON, AND THE INFAMOUS CHICKEN SONG. DVD-R ONLY! $25.00
STOP
CALLING ME BABY: A SKELETON IN ACTRESS JODIE FOSTER'S CLOSET IS THIS
FRENCH PRODUCTION MADE WHEN SHE WAS A TEENAGER. SHE PLAYS A TEEN VIRGIN
WHO IS DESPERATE TO FIND SOMEONE TO "POP HER CHERRY". THIS IS
SUPPOSED TO BE A COMEDY BY THE WAY.
SUPERMAN THE MUSICAL (1975) MUSICAL TV SPECIAL THAT'S GOT
TO BE SEEN TO BE BELIEVED! STARS
SUPER XUXA VERSUS SATAN (88) aka Super Xuxa Contra Baixo Astral. Brazilian bombshell and kiddie Hostess Xuxa Menegue stars in this weird kiddie flick. Xuxa battles satan after he kidnaps her dog. She goes after her little dog and we are treated to a barrage of twisted imagery, gross humor, and a whole crap load of sexual symbolism. see Xuxa ride a big pink dolphin under the ocean and have a talking worm squirt some magic fluid on her hand. No…I’m not making this up. All the while xuxa is running around in tight hot pants, has a flashy white motor bike and does some her moves that resemble something a stripper would do! Subtitled in English.
TELEPHONE
BOOK-Rare
‘70s strangeness about a young woman (chirpy Sarah Kennedy) who
answers the phone one day only to hear the "amazing obscenities" of
"John Smith" the world’s greatest obscene phone caller (Norman
Rose). She decides immediately that she has to meet this man and goes on a wild
sexual odyssey in search of him. Directed by Nelson Lyon.
TODD HAYNES DOUBLE FEATURE: SUPERSTAR: THE KAREN CARPENTER STORY
& DOTTIE GETS SPANKED- Two great shorts by director Todd Haynes
(THE VELVET GOLDMINE, FAR FROM HEAVEN).
TRACI LORDS WORKOUT TAPE -Traci first bid at trying to put her
porn past behind and go legit. This exercise video was not the right step.
The director definitely knew how to shoot this puppy and it shows. Oh and
check out Traci's great voice-overs.
THE WILD AND WACKY WORLD OF JAPANESE TV -EXCLUSIVE 2 DISC DVD-R SET CONTAINING HOURS OF ENTERTAINMENT VALUE. GREAT PARTY TAPE. FEATURES GIMMIE GIMMIE OCTOPUS, THE STAMP SHOW, ASIAN TYPHOON DISCO, YATTA!, WILD JAPANESE GAME SHOWS, AND JAPANESE TV COMMERCIALS. THIS TWO DISC SET IS ONLY $30. (PRICE INCLUDES SHIPPING) DVD-R ONLY!
THE WORLD’S GREATEST SINNER
– Timothy Leary wrote, directed, and starred in this 50’s epic of pure punk
rock.
WORST OF CELEBRITY INSTRUCTIONAL : INCLUDES MR. T'S BE SOMEBODY OR BE SOMEBODY'S FOOL, COREY HAIM'S ME, MYSELF AND I, AND GARY COLEMAN'S FOR SAFETY'S SAKE
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